Tuesday, April 28, 2009

male pipe dream

So I've been informed that Top Gear's outrageous stunts are "male pipe dreams". Well, yes.

But then I got to thinking, what was a female pipe dream like? Rally knitting? Extreme settling down and having kids in a nice neighborhood? Racing to see who can get the most arthritis the fastest? Fine-tuning gossip knowledge to be as condescending and demeaning as humanly possible? Dropping in new prosthetic hips for a lighter body?

Wait! I know! Owning a Citroën Picasso, so you can get the car to do everything for you! Perfect female pipe dream.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

#d fail of the day

[19:18:06] <+Layarteb|Tnemrot> connie is the constitution
[19:19:13] <+Layarteb|Tnemrot> thenickname for the USS Constitution is the connie
[19:19:31] <+Blast> maybe in your fail state :<
[19:19:37] <+Chevrokia> no connie is supposed to be for constellation
[19:19:44] <+Chevrokia> like the lockheed super connie
[19:19:46] <+Layarteb|Tnemrot> thought it was the constitution
[19:19:46] <+Chevrokia> o/
[19:19:52] <+Chevrokia> constitution is old ironsides
[19:19:53] <+Blast> lolz chev
[19:19:56] <+Layarteb|Tnemrot> hm
[19:20:00] <+Layarteb|Tnemrot> whoops then

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

#d fail of the day

[03:06:27] <Talost|Kargucagstan> Throughout almost all of history mankind has been ruled by absolute monarchies, Blast

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Isaac told me earlier that I needed to stop sounding like Larry.

Wow.

That's interesting.

Friday, April 10, 2009

also, lol

Why God at all? There's not a shred of evidence for any god's existence, so why can't you move past your childhood indoctrination? You don't still believe in Santa do you? You don't realize that a magic man creating the Universe is a similarly absurd and childish belief?


His username was ReductioAdAbsurdum.

fail^fail

rough estimate of the possibility of life forming by lightning striking

Chances of 250 proteins aligning just so in one spot in order to form a cell: 1 in 3.0549363634996046820519793932136e+599^68001108000000000000000000^3650000000000000000000 =???

My calculator broke.

1 in 3.0549363634996046820519793932136e+599 = chances of 250 proteins aligning into a single exact sequence
1 in 68001108000000000000000000 = chances of them being in one 7.5 square micrometer area
1 in 3650000000000000000000 = chances of lightning striking at that 7.5 sq μm point given average of 10 strikes per every sq km per year

If it's wrong once, start the whole thing over again.

And people wonder why this is an abandoned conjecture among Darwinists?

tweenbots

Earlier today, I saw this on the Internet. I initially though it was cute, innocent, the usual pot-pourri of "aww" emotions.



Then, as is inevitable, I began to deconstruct the concept behind the tweenbot and why it was helped along.

Was it simply because we are nice people, who selflessly give aid to others in need of it? Surely none of these people could have expected a reward in money, services or goods—perhaps they were getting nothing out of it, and merely aiding the hapless golem out of a sense of communal charity?

Or, was it something more self-centred? Were they getting a psychic reward out of their service? Surely, I thought, for we do not do things without some cause, whether it is justifiable later or not, and they were not being rewarded with gumballs.

But, was this really it? What was the psychic reward that was received for doing these acts? Was it that the pedestrians again felt charitable, and felt good for being so charitable? Perhaps, but was that all? If they felt a reward for being charitable, why were they being charitable? Were they, again, simply fundamentally giving? Or were they instead pulled to help the little robot because it made them feel nurturing, or superior? The robot came with no message other than a request for aid, and was totally ideologically naked, and without a will; had it proclaimed X over Y, or Foo over Bar, would people have felt so giving? Or would they be repulsed by the idea that this robot had come with its own message, that it could not be used as a cathartic tabula rasa of sorts by those aiding it, because it had already noticeably served such a purpose?

We naturally want to think more of ourselves. This is the root cause of every moral infraction since the original, every bit of coercion, every rise of a tyrant, every abusive parent. Objects (or children) that come with no presuppositions about our character can be subconsciously molded to fit our view, and because it is private in this case, there was none to challenge the imprinting; because it was not a conscious being, the tweenbot could not fight back against this coercive molding of its purpose.

Wouldn't it be nice, I'm sure ran the thought, if we were all so innocent?

Surely it would, if only we were in charge of the imprinting.